* CAPTION COMPETITION *

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HOTELS in Newbury recently joined forces to take part in the Newbury Tourism Challenge and raised £1,500 for the charity Mencap, which fights for the rights of people with learning disabilities.

Pictured in the stocks facing up to a wet sponge punishment is Donnington Valley Hotel deputy head receptionist Denise Holmes. What do you think Denise is saying?

P&O Stena Line is offering a Dover-Calais ferry crossing for a car and four people any time this year to the funniest caption sent in by a travel agent. Entries by fax to 020-8652 3956, marked Caption Competition, by Wednesday May 2.