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Agents and operators have got into the spirit of April Fools’ Day by sharing a range of fake updates across their social media pages to amuse their customers.
G Adventures promised its “most revolutionary travel innovation” – a new travel style called ‘Mall Group Adventures’ designed for travellers who want to explore the world through shopping centres.
The operator’s description of the “new range” states: “With options ranging from half-day escapes to multi-week mall expeditions, Mall Group Adventures promises travellers the ultimate convenience-driven adventure, with everything you need right at your fingertips.”
Ambassador Cruise Line meanwhile claimed it had built a record-breaking five-foot-tall baked Alaska, while Iglu Cruise revealed an April Fools story about a new “kinetic class” of ship which is fully powered by passengers, due to set sail in 2029.
Designer Travel sent out a social media post saying the agency would be launching a non-league football team, DT United, with agency managing director Amanda Matthews pictured on a football pitch.
The Travel Village Group shared a new coach holiday itinerary from Blackpool to Australia from just £49 per person.
Southampton Cruise Centre shared a blog post about a retired cruise ship becoming “the UK’s first landlocked cruise-themed hotel”.
The refurbished cruise ship with accommodations including ‘The Bridge Suite’ would be located close to Birmingham and scheduled to open on April 1, 2027.
Cruise Nation joked that it had plans to open a new terminal at Miami Cruise Port in April 2027, with “coconut-scented air conditioning” to set the holiday mood and cocktail passport bar complete with live DJ and a big red slide to board vessels to the Caribbean.
AS Training put up a social post suggesting its managing director Michelle Van Sprang would be “officially running” for the role of Secretary of Education.
Fred Olsen Cruise Lines unveiled an April Fools’ announcement of ’FleetPortals’ offering passengers the opportunity to instantly travel between ships “in moments”.
The description read: “Fancy lunch on Balmoral but sunset drinks on Borealis? Now you can do both. Step through. Travel instantly. Experience more.”
Aspire Travel’s Cambridge branch had a similar idea by offering “teleportation travel” to its customers.
Paramount Cruises published a “dream job alert” for a “chief cruise tester” to join the team.