WHEN Holiday Autos appealed to Travel Weekly readers to come up with jokes for charity it was surely hoping to relieve suffering – not cause it.
However, the standard of humour among our readers turned out to be so low that there must have been a good deal of wincing and grimacing at the Holiday Autos offices when their responses arrived.
Some of the least appaling jokes submitted were:
Who serves the spirits on an aeroplane? The air ghostess.
What kind of ship did Dracula sail in? A blood vessel.
Where would you weigh a whale? At a whale weigh station.