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Dark side has light fingers


A PHANTOMthief struck at a private showing of the new Star Wars film hosted by the Tunisian National Tourist Office.



Two light sabres hired for the trade event have vanished!



The TNTO has issued a forceful warning to the culprits responsible.



“We have an idea as to who spirited them away and are requesting that they return them to us – no questions asked,” said a spokeswoman.



“However, if they aren’t returned voluntarily, we will be forced to call in the services of a certain Darth Maul to ensure their safe return.”



Menacing indeed.


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