CLUB18-30 has kindly sent Backchat its new 2000 desk calendar, The 12 Commandments, and with it the traditional monthly load of, er, laughs.
The calendar starts well with half-decent jokes in January and February but fades dramatically over the next few months, only picking up again right at the end of the year.
Especially cringe-worthy are October and November with suggestions on how punters might like to spend their evenings. But, as ever, 18-30 saves the best to last.
December is a corker but unprintable as it suggests a practise that alarmed the Backchat team’s female contingent considerably.
Wildlife lovers may frown on the idea of removing hair from such cuddly creatures too.
Backchat has collectively decided to stick to the more widely practised Ten Commandments as a rule of thumb.