A CERTAIN kangaroo called Sydney – could he be called anything else – is hopping mad.
Those heartless people at Tradewinds have taken it on themselves to viciously seasonally adjust a vital part of Sydney’s anatomy.
Out came the cutters and off went a part of his Aussie manhood.
Well, not all of it, but enough to make sure that his eyes watered we’re sure.
For whincing readers, animal-loving Tradewinds marketing manager Mark Blewitt explains the unlucky roo remains virtually unharmed after his horrific experience.
“The reductions of a highly personal nature were made using computer graphic packages,” he said. Phew!
Sydney adorns Tradewinds ‘ latest Australia brochure in a more decent and refined state, but promises to play just as bigger part as before.